Your birth month is what you’re getting for

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Jan: An Orange

Feb: A Labrador..

Mar: Cheesecake

Apr: Prison sentence..

May: Engagement ring

Jun: Nothing..

Jul: A slice of pizza

Aug: A trip to Bahamas..

Sep: A new car

Oct: A lump of coal..

Nov: Wine

Dec: Nothing..